- General Info: Long-Limbed 2ish foot tall panda teddy bears, that are only ever having sex, or on their way to/from having sex.
- Natural Habitat: Everywhere you look. Literally everywhere. Especially the places you’re looking when you’re trying not to see them.
- Are these creatures anatomically detailed?: No, calm down. They don’t even have hands and feet. But sex is a psychological phenomenon and anyway that’s not stopping them from trying.
Your best option when encountering this creature: Continue on your increasingly awkward evening stroll with a friend and struggle to make conversation about things other than the erotic playground that surrounds you.
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