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Sexy Pandas

Mar 16, 2013 | , | 0 |

sexy-pandas

  • General Info: Long-Limbed 2ish foot tall panda teddy bears, that are only ever having sex, or on their way to/from having sex.
  • Natural Habitat: Everywhere you look. Literally everywhere. Especially the places you’re looking when you’re trying not to see them. 
  • Are these creatures anatomically detailed?:  No, calm down. They don’t even have hands and feet. But sex is a psychological phenomenon and anyway that’s not stopping them from trying. 

Your best option when encountering this creature: Continue on your increasingly awkward evening stroll with a friend and struggle to make conversation about things other than the erotic playground that surrounds you.

Wild Boar Hog Puppy

Mar 16, 2013 | , | 0 |

Wild Boar Hog Pupply

Animal Facts:

  • General Info:
    Prehistoric animal previously thought to be extinct.
    Currently mildly sedated for observation purposes.
    (Because obviously it’s soooo dangerous.)
  • Natural Habitat:
    Africa?… I don’t really know. I found it in the bedroom.
  • Emotional State/Personality:
    Just wants to suckle on you thumb while you hold it.

Your best option when encountering this creature:
Carry it around for the rest of the dream and feel bad for needlessly sedating it.

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