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All of the things in chronological order.

How I’m feeling today #CreativeFreakout

Aug 2, 2012 | Writing | 0 Comments

MOnstersoexcitedcantTHinkkkkkkstraightSupuerHavingFUNGREAATTIME!@!!!!!@!@#(u$()w#r%*()!@#$u!)creativefreakkkjkingoaiiut!!!!!!!!

Top Secret Jiu Jitsu Moves

Aug 2, 2012 | Drawings, Miscellaneous | 0 Comments

Super Top Secret Jiu Jitsu Moves… that I tried to draw… and ended up looking kindof obscene.
I actually woke up from a dead sleep with a revelation about new awesome jiu jitsu moves that I should invent/master. So I drew them, and have kept them top secret until now.

Baleen Shark

Jun 30, 2012 | Drawings, Dream Creatures | 0 Comments

Animal Facts

Natural Habitat:
The arctic ocean which you are currently documenting because of it’s rapidly changing climate
What it eats:
Documentary film makers
Why is this terrifying?
Because being gently brushed to death could conceivably take hours and is therefore the worst possible way to be eaten by a shark.

Your best options when encountering this creature:
1. Friend it (NO! the Baleen Shark is a highly/bizarrely evolved death machine. Friendship is NOT an option.)
2. Swim away (Are you @$%&ing kidding me???)
3. Repeatedly experience awkward missed eye contact with this creature until the shark feels too uncomfortable to approach you.
(Success! The Baleen Shark only continues to pursue you/exist if you keep staring at/creating it. And now you can relax as you float among a bunch of baby seals who appear to be sleeping… omg they’re dead! …Why is this dream getting worse!?! )